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AYE, PIRATES! โ€” How to Play

A top-down rogue-like. Two ways to play: the Voyage campaign, or hold the line in Port Defense.

Campaign: Episode I: Caribbean

Sail the Caribbean from 1717 to 1737 amassing a fortune in gold, then reach the end of your career to retire rich. As of v0.25b you get one chance to cheat death before the run is over.

Cutters and corsairs are fast small vessels often flying false colors. Later frigates and armed caravels appear until the hunter and the ship-of-the-line rule the water, hitting harder and reloading faster.

Sailing your ship

  • Tap anywhere for a virtual tiller and drag to move, or use WASD / arrow keys on PC or tablet.
  • Wind: the compass rose shows the wind. A fair wind hastens you; a foul one slows you. Sail refits let you sail faster into the wind.
  • Water: your crew drinks fresh water between ports. Keep barrels aboard โ€” run dry and you slow and sicken and will die. Buy it cheap at any port or river camp.
  • Rivers: smaller ships like sloops can slip upstream to the inland boucanier and fur camps.

Trading

  • Dock at a port or camp with the โš“ MAKE PORT button, then buy and sell from the MARKET tab.
  • Prices vary by port and by how much stock the store has.
  • Your hometown (the port nearest your spawn) trades at friendly rates.
  • Hire a bookkeeper in the shipyard to add cargo cost to your stats plate.
  • Rumors heard at markets and from passing traders quote prices at other ports.

Governors

The GOVERNOR at each port offers errands โ€” deliver dispatches for silver plus a few coin to fund yer journey. A good way to rebuild if ye ever run out of coin.

Ship & upgrades

The SHIPYARD at each port offers:

  • Repairs โ€” patch your hull after a fight. Costs climb as the years wear on. Cannon can be fixed and re-mounted too.
  • Cannon & battery type โ€” carronades hit hard up close, culverins are all-rounders, long nines outrange nearly anything.
  • Gun drill โ€” faster reloads. Gunnery mastery also climbs on its own: +5% every four ships sunk.
  • Hull plating โ€” soaks a share of every hit so you float longer.
  • Sails โ€” tack tighter into the wind.
  • SpyGlass โ€” adds vision range.
  • Bigger ships โ€” more cargo and guns, but slower and harder to run in. Sloop โ†’ Large Sloop โ†’ Caravel โ†’ Merchantman.

Guns dismounted & the remount

  • A solid critical hit can dismount your whole battery โ€” if your guns are down then you cannot fire at all. Your only move is to make a run for it.
  • To fire again you must careen & repair in port. Remounting the guns costs coin on top of the hull repair, and that cost scales with the year โ€” the longer your voyage has run, the dearer it gets.
  • Once remounted, your guns are run out anew and ready. Sometimes you can even salvage a serviceable cannon from a wreck you sink.

Danger

  • Pirates hunt the open water and grow more numerous over time. Fight them or outrun them.
  • False flags: some pirates fly a friendly flag until they close in and hoist the jolly roger.
  • Grapeshot is hard to find outside indie ports like Tortuga. It fires devastating close-range volleys and can shatter a mast, leaving a ship dead in the water.
  • Forts: most ports have shore guns that fire on nearby pirates โ€” friendlier waters near a friendly port.
  • Lose a ship and you forfeit your cargo and half your purse, washing ashore at your hometown for another go.

Playing pirate

  • The ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜  ATTACK button lets you raid trading ships. Sink them for booty and coin โ€” galleons are the richest prize but sail with an escort.
  • Hold close to a wreck to salvage her gold, cargo, and the odd cannon.
  • Raiding turns nearby ports against you for a while โ€” but Tortuga has no fort, asks no questions, and pays well for plunder.

Special Operations

  • Spanish Treasure fleet โ€” a fat, well-guarded convoy that rides through every so often.
  • Buried treasure maps โ€” turn up now and then from sinkings; dig up gold treasure.
  • Rum-running contracts on the down low for extra coin.
  • damsel-in-distress rescues for extra coin and the romance of it all.
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